Oh man I almost forgot about this blog, since so much has been happening recently. Anyway, Yesterday I saw RiffTrax Live! It was awesome seeing the MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000) guys make fun of Plan 9 from Outer Space. Alex saw it too, because it was streaming live to theaters across the country. It was the best theater experience we have had all year. Anyway, this was just a quick blog post to get this up and running again. Good bye! Have a good time!
Keep on being okay
– Ted
I will be doing the punishment soon, The only problem is I will be a huge amount of busy this week. the only time where I think I’ll be able to do something is PROBABLY Wednesday, but that’s a huge probably.
Also, there’s a SUPER (kinda) SECRET thing that I’m also working on, so look out for that, as well, ok?
Yes.
there’s something strange that tends to happen as a result of this thing that you definitely do. Please, listen to me here. This is a serious discussion about serious things, and if you have any doubts that this is the case, keep in mind that I am an extremely serious person and the actions that I take in my life are serious actions 100% of the time, and there are no exceptions to that. If I let there be exceptions, then how could I take myself seriously at any point in my life? That’s not the kind of thing that happens. Hello, there.
Don’t be surprised. This is amazing for a reason. But have no fear, because I am going to make everything good again. I’m the hero of forever. Repeat that to yourself:
“Mr. Yes is the hero of forever.”
I will see to it that you do this.
Okay, now that those simple facts have been stated, it is time for some serious discussion. Do you know that, every day, somebody explodes into a million pieces – for all to enjoy? And do you know why they enjoy it?
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fi
What is B? Why, funny you should ask.
Come on down to here. http://whatisb.info/
That is the mission. Find B. Help B.
Okay, this deserves a tidbit of explanation.
You see, last year, one of our last assignments in English was to create two letters to someone from someone–and these two someones could be ANYONE, real or imaginary. Both letters were to have the same lesson but distinctly different tones and use-of-language.
So here’s the first letter…
To Our Brave Hero:
Amiable plumber of Italian descent
Secluded from familiar sight twixt’ copious sewage vent
On a quest of vorpal valor fitting of your brain–
Of trekking down on endless earthen cobbled bricks so … … laid…
So as sojourns are laid out brick by brick, your march is, too.
In two-four, three-four, four-four time, your escapade beats true.
Howe’er, the snare, not near as garish as your nemesis,
Is simply this: your True Love’s Kiss is priss’ly hit-and-miss.
We bless your heart, my brothers we. Apologies abound.
The never-ending start of your own saga’s come around.
But may the flower burning bright within your heart spew flame.
The money made is null and nil till’ she is your Fair Game.
So garner vim at odds with him—the spikéd harlequin.
The fire, too, he’ll spit and spew. Fight fearless through the din.
And if at end, at dead end’s bend, you see not of my kin,
We hope you see your Princess and that blesséd Phrase: “YOU WIN!”
Sincerely,
Your Faithful Servant
…
And here’s the second letter.
… my teacher didn’t know who Mario was.
Well, I managed to find an app that I can write posts with. Blog writer lite. I thank the company that made this app, as I can now make posts easier.
My punishment will be soon, as I have to get my computer fixed first.
Ted started a thing that is awesome. He will probably tell you all about it soon.
It will aid in the search for B.
Right now, I’m on my iPod touch. I’m restricted to this due to an idiotic accident that happened last night involving my computer and a heavy object. Until I get the hardware update that lets me download the wordpress app, I will have to write blogs like this until my stupid computer is fixed. My previous computer took more of a beating than this computer and my old computer lasted nearly 4 years, and it was christened with a dictionary beating! *sigh*
oh well.
&40
I’m going to see GI JOE.
Yay?
It seems like all movie producers want to do nowadays is take things from our assorted childhoods and mess them all up.
Examples:
Alvin and the Chipmunks: FAIL
Transformers: LOUD FAIL
Scooby Doo: SCRAPPY DOO WAS THE VILLAIN?
Garfield: JON IS DIFFERENT!
Inspector Gadget: THE FIRST ONE WAS OKAY, THE SECOND ONE WANTED TO MAKE ME HURT PUPPIES!
You get what I mean. Anytime hollywood attempts to do something nostalgic, they royally MESS IT UP, so I don’t really have that much faith in GI Joe being that good, just a big explodey FUNTIME EXTRAVAGANZA.
I guess I’ll leave my brain at home, and prepare to be dumbed down a bit.
BLUE!
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